And this is why you don't F with seagulls

For those of you not familiar with the animals that live near the ocean, read this article.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/07/12/british-mans-eyeball-pecked-out-by-seabird/?intcmp=obnetwork

And then commit this to memory: I will never. Ever. Ever. Ever. EVER f*** with a seagull.

Ever.

PS: I speak from experience. Although I was lucky enough to survive with all my body parts intact.